KEY MONKEY LOVE YOU
(parody of Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton)
Key Monkey get up, get black tea
Key Monkey go to job
12 hours and a half of madness
Then come home and log on
Key Monkey bought another domain
Ask Code Monkey what think
Key Monkey no clue what to put on here
Maybe content will stink
Code Monkey say
you got so many domains now
Why not give it a break?
Cannot keep up with you no more
Make my tiny heart ache
Key Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell the volunteers thrice
Key Monkey offer teach them something
Logging on might be nice
They say no thank you for the lessons 'cause
Cannot learn anymore
Anyway they busy with the visitors
What do we bother for?
Key Monkey have long walk back to office then
she sit down, pretend to work
Key Monkey not thinking so straight
Key Monkey not feeling so great
Key Monkey like cookies
Key Monkey like tea and Mountain Spew
Key Monkey very logical
with big warm smelly secret fart
Key Monkey love you
Key Monkey love you a lot
Key Monkey knows every reason
to replace bluetooth mouse
Key Monkey just keep on clicking
to help earn money for house
Much rather wake up eat a cheesy cake
Drink meade, boot mac
That job fulfilling in a techie way
such a load of crap
Key Monkey think someday she have everything even better job to do
Key Monkey just waiting for now
Key Monkey say someday, somehow
Key Monkey like cookies
Key Monkey like tea and Mountain Spew
Key Monkey very logical
with big warm smelly secret fart
Key Monkey love you
Key Monkey love you
